womball
09-29-2005, 04:31 AM
The Greatest Fish
by Nathan Stromwasser
ECU of a smile with braces. Zoom back to reveal an egotistical tweenage fish. He is beeming with pride. Another smaller fish swims up.
Tiny fish: [Baritone voice] Why are you so happy?
Big fish: [High pitched tweenage voice that cracks randomly] Because I am the greatest fish ever!
Tiny: You are?
Big: Sure! I have never been caught by any fisherman ever!
Tiny: Oh, than I am a great fish too!!!!
Big: Oh yeah?!? [Indiginantly]
Tiny: I haven't been caught either!
Big: That's because you were born 2 months ago. I am 6 years old!!!
Tiny: Wowwie!! Your old!
Big: I know I know! And wise too! You know I would like to show you how to handle a fisherman so you don't get caught.
Tiny: Oooooooooooo! Can't wait to see that!
--------------
A fisherman jumps into the water clumsily. Straightens up and begins flyfishing.
-------------
Big: Watch and learn! You first need to taunt him! [quickly swims to the surface and leaps out of the water. The fisherman notices this but is cast out currently] And again! [another leap and the fisherman clearly where the fish is]
Tiny: So your trying to get him to find you?
Big: I am going to play with him first.
Fly lands on surface of the water. Montage of shots of the fish looking at the fake fly,
and the fly which after several cuts backs looks like a real fly, which speed up to a
frenzy in cuts and bam the fish licks the fly! Nothing happens!!!!
Tiny: OOoh your good!
Big: I know watch this!
Licks fly again but harder. Unknowingly he just misses the hook on the fly's side.
Big: Hmmmmm. This fisherman is really bad! I told you, I am the greatest! NOw watch this!
The fish rams the bait with his mouth wide open but thinks he can cleary pull the fly of
the line. His luck runs out when the hook catches his mouth. A brief but epic struggle
takes place of the fish and fisherman trying to wear each other out. Both pull their
hardest and it fades to white.
================================================== ==
Will the fisherman catch a fish, or will the fish get away? Stay tuned for updates, and eventually the animation which will answer that question.
by Nathan Stromwasser
ECU of a smile with braces. Zoom back to reveal an egotistical tweenage fish. He is beeming with pride. Another smaller fish swims up.
Tiny fish: [Baritone voice] Why are you so happy?
Big fish: [High pitched tweenage voice that cracks randomly] Because I am the greatest fish ever!
Tiny: You are?
Big: Sure! I have never been caught by any fisherman ever!
Tiny: Oh, than I am a great fish too!!!!
Big: Oh yeah?!? [Indiginantly]
Tiny: I haven't been caught either!
Big: That's because you were born 2 months ago. I am 6 years old!!!
Tiny: Wowwie!! Your old!
Big: I know I know! And wise too! You know I would like to show you how to handle a fisherman so you don't get caught.
Tiny: Oooooooooooo! Can't wait to see that!
--------------
A fisherman jumps into the water clumsily. Straightens up and begins flyfishing.
-------------
Big: Watch and learn! You first need to taunt him! [quickly swims to the surface and leaps out of the water. The fisherman notices this but is cast out currently] And again! [another leap and the fisherman clearly where the fish is]
Tiny: So your trying to get him to find you?
Big: I am going to play with him first.
Fly lands on surface of the water. Montage of shots of the fish looking at the fake fly,
and the fly which after several cuts backs looks like a real fly, which speed up to a
frenzy in cuts and bam the fish licks the fly! Nothing happens!!!!
Tiny: OOoh your good!
Big: I know watch this!
Licks fly again but harder. Unknowingly he just misses the hook on the fly's side.
Big: Hmmmmm. This fisherman is really bad! I told you, I am the greatest! NOw watch this!
The fish rams the bait with his mouth wide open but thinks he can cleary pull the fly of
the line. His luck runs out when the hook catches his mouth. A brief but epic struggle
takes place of the fish and fisherman trying to wear each other out. Both pull their
hardest and it fades to white.
================================================== ==
Will the fisherman catch a fish, or will the fish get away? Stay tuned for updates, and eventually the animation which will answer that question.