Some quick and simple voices! HURRY!

[shane22]

Hi, im making a last video before i go on holiday, ive made it but i need someone to do me about 4 simple sentences, PLEASE PLEASE reply to this if you can do it for me. It will be much appreciated and i will reply to tell you what you need to say, its very simple, i can't use my voice for 2 reasons, i dont have a mic. and my voice sounds bad when recorded
so please could anyone help just a few simple sentences? I will be changing the pitch of the voice after its been recorded so don't worry. PLease can someone help me? thanks!

[madtooner1968]

what do you need shane?

[shane22]

ok, i need someone like a pizza delivery boys voice, i need him to say, "Hey dude, ive got your pizza here" and "uuh, dude...why's your ceiling laughing at me?" and one last one "sorry dude, we uhh..don't, do, refunds here...soo err just..take the pizza."
If you could and it won't take much time for you, if you can do them send me a PM on the forum and i'll tell you where to email them to. thanks :D

[madtooner1968]

i'll see if i can do a couple .wavs for you and post them. have to find my mic

[shane22]

kk thanks a lot if u can

[shane22]

when you have send me a PM

[Black Spot]

Shane if there’s a Poundland near you, you should be able to get a mike (not brilliant but okay) for a quid.

[shane22]

k and yeah there is but my voice sounds weierd when recorded