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TFC
08-16-2005, 01:00 AM
I wrote this script at the beginning of summer. I haven't gotten a chance to work on it until now. This is my first animtion with an actual story, however little there may be here....
I dunno about the proper way to write a script so I sort of guessed.

A Big Blue Sky Episode 1

And thus went the great legend of times long forgotten.
Under a big blue sky, on top of a small blue hill inexplicably existing in the middle of a big big perfectly flat green field only not exactly the middle, just a little bit to the left, there sat Esoprup the hamster. Esoprup had spent the past seven million years smacking the ground with his face in order to carve a picture of a lizard into the face of the hill. It had been very hard work. The hill was rather hard. But at last, the job was done and Esoprup could finally relax.
He looked up at the sky. The sky seemed to smile a congratulatory smile at him. Esoprup smiled back. A truck fell out of the sky, landed on Esoprup and the hill, and exploded.
It wasn't a very good legend. Dalton certainly didn't think so.

<play cancion de mariachi for 1:00>
<shots of Dalton at school>
Dalton gets home <music fades>
Dalton slumps down in chair looking dazed. He stays there for ten seconds.
[TEN HOURS LATER]
Same shot but now it's 1:00 in the morning. Dalton jerks his head into alertness. Looks around confused a little. Reaches into backpack and pulls out a book. Opens it and places it on desk. Looks at it. Pause. Head clonks on book. Dalton is fast asleep.

[THE NEXT DAY]
[CLASS]
Dalton is sitting with his head on his desk.
Teacher: So according to the text, Dalton, what is the meaning OF (huge emphasis on this word) the legend of Esoprup?
Dalton doesn't react.
Teacher: Dalton? Dalton!
Dalton: Hemmemmgweghguhblegh.
Teacher: WRONG!
Teacher takes of his shoe. Shoe turns into gun.
Teacher: I SHALL NOW ADMINISTER YOUR PUNISHMENT!
Dalton looks up actually awake and frightened.
Before the teacher can shoot Dalton, a giant metal shark crashes through the windows and pins the teacher against the wall.
Teacher looks up. Eyes widen.
Teacher: Oh no. It can't be!
A pirate is standing on the shark. He looks around and then leaps into the air. He lands on Dalton's desk and it falls over.
The pirate squats down and stares at Dalton.
Jules stands up on the other side of the room.
Jules: Dalton? Are you okay? HEY IS THAT A PIRATE?!
Dalton: I...I dunnoobblbgghhhchhk.
Pirate: SWAALALALALALALALALA! MURRAY! It's him! Prepare the butter!
Voice outside: I am wearing a hat! HAHAHA! GET IT?!? A HAT?!?! AHAHAHAHAHA!
Pirate: THE BUTTER MURRAY! THE BUTTURRRRRRRRR!!!!
Voice outside: Oh yeah. *snort*
The shark's eyes glow and pipe comes out of its side. Butter shoots out and covers Dalton.
Dalton blinks.
Pirate: YERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR comminwithmeletsgo.
Dalton: Eh herm gwuh eh what?
Teacher: Hey! Hey wait! That's...uh...that's...uh no! What are you doing?!
Pirate: Doing?! DOING?! What are YOU doing?!?!
Dalton: Uh....buhhh....yeh?
Pirate turns around and leans his face in close to Dalton's.
Pirate: YERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR........ .......................COMMINWITHMELETSGOOKAYOKAYL ETSGO,
The pirate grabs Dalton hops onto the shark and drags him outside.
Jules: Dalton!
Dalton: JUUUUUUUUULES!!!!!
Jules dashes over to the shark as it starts backing out of the classroom.
He gets outside and sees the shark is protruding out of a flying pirate ship.
Dalton (again): JUUUUUUUUULES!!!
Jules chases after the shark. The ship starts to rise higher. Jules leaps and grabs onto the shark as the ship gets higher.
Dalton: JUUUUUUUUUUULES!!!
Jules: Dalton!
Murray: Murray!!!
Wendle: WENDLE!!!!!
Jules climbs up the shark onto the ship.
Dalton: JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULES!!!!!!!!
Long pause.
Pirate: Hey Murray. Another one hitched a ride.
Murray: Hey check it out. I have ANOTHER hat.
Pirate: What should we do with him?
Murray: I think I liked my other hat better.
Pirate: I guess our assignment doesn't say anything about any other specimens. But I guess more can't hurt. Eh? Eh?
Murray: See look I look much better with the old hat on don't I.
Pirate: ENGAGE THE BIG TRANSDIMENSIONAL PORTAL OPENING THINGY! Wooooooosh!
The ship glows and stuff and the portal opens in the sky. The ship flies into it.
Shiny stuff woosh blah blah blah Dalton and Jules are screaming. Screen goes white. Fades to black. Pause.
Cuts to a shot of the sky with clouds. Big flash thingy. Dalton and Jules appear. They start falling.
Aaahhhblahblahblah.

TO BE CONTINUED

NOOB!
08-16-2005, 03:07 AM
wow! working that hard for so long and then gets crushed by a truck,remind on animation,working so hard,then u scrap it.


great work tfc!!! hope it pulls through.

*Hemmemmgweghguhblegh.* HAHAHA

and random shoes turning into guns,oh man.

Terro
08-16-2005, 08:53 AM
Haha, great story, it very unorthadox and weird, which makes it great. Your writing is also very good, I can se it unfold in my head just by reading your script.

BTW- was this script purely the outcome of your imagination or did you get help from taking acid?? lol j/k

TFC
08-16-2005, 11:37 PM
Haha. Nah I'm just very creative. :p
Lots of guys at my school think I'm a stoner 'cause I'm so silly.

I found the second episode. I like this one much more.

A Big Blue Sky Episode 2

<black screen>
Narrator: (really loudly) LAST TIME!!!
<pause>
<cut to shot of Dalton and Jules falling>
Dalton and Jules: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
<black screen>
<pause>
Narrator: MEANWHILE!!!! Something sinister was happening....
Dark figure: Pull the lever that starts the machine that pulls the REALLY BIG LEVER!!!
<laughter>
Cow: Moooooooo.
<black screen>
<pause>
<back to shot of Dalton and Jules falling>
<more screaming>
Dalton: HEY JULES WE ARE FALLING!
Jules: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dalton: YEAH THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY!
Jules: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Dalton: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
<pause>
Dalton and Jules: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
<shot of a village thing>
<pan to a large puddle of mud surrounded by a fence>
There are people(Old man some kids and two adults) gathered around the mud. The people of the village worship it. (old man has a cane)
Old man: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (really long) great muddy mud. Please give us a sign.
<cut to shot of Jules' face>
Jules: HEY I SEE A BROWN THING!
<back to old man>
Old man: Our crops have failed for the fifth year in a row. Our emergency food reserves are running low, and if we cannot produce anything then we will all staaaarve.
<Dalton>
Dalton: IS THAT MUD?
Jules: WHY ARE WE YELLING? WE'RE LIKE FOUR FEET APART FROM EACH OTHER!
<pause>
Dalton: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
<Old man>
Old man: Please. We beg of you. Give us something. Anything. We are just about to give(pronounced "geeve") up hope.
Dalton: (voice is from far off then fades in) ohhhhh craaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!
<Dalton and Jules hit the mud>
<Jeff has to animate huge splash>
<new shot>
<Jules gets up>
Jules: JOOOOOOOLES!!!!!!
<Dalton gets up>
Dalton: Whoa. Mud is so much more… here close up
Jules: Wahoo! (unenthusiastic) Where are we?
<Old Man gets down and prays>
Old Man: Oh great Mud! We thank you for this gift! We thank you for all the great things you have done for us! The way you are made from dirt and water. The many people we have lost because eating mud isn’t very filling and we really could use some food. Why didn’t you send us some food.... YOU JERK?!?!
<Dalton talks to one of the kids>
Dalton: Is this normal?
Kid: Oh yeah this is what all our prayers are like.
<Old Man gets up>
Old Man: I am a leader of a village
Jules: Hello
Old Man: You must save us. You are our only hope
Dalton: Do tell
Old Man: YOU SMELL LIKE BUTTER!
Dalton: Oh yeah.....uhhh.
<long pause>
Old man: Well you see.
Jules: Uh huh (series of "Uh huh"s each said differently each time but not that weirdly)
Old man: For five years, our crops have failed.
Jules: Uh huh
Dalton: What kinda crops?
Old man: We own the greatest sloth orchards in Arynda.
Jules: Uh huh
Dalton: (to Jules) Arynda? So that's where we are. What a stupid name.
Jules: Uh huh
Old man: Ennyways, since you have been sent here by our great Mud, you must help us.
Jules: Uh huh
Old man: We will send you on a great journey. You will go to the great Penguin City in the north.
<pause>
Dalton: And?
Jules: UH HUH?!!??!?!?! (weirdly, shaky camera)
Old man: And you will. Um. Find a way to save us?
Dalton: Um. Okay.
Jules: Hey how come you guys can't just go there on your own?
Old man: As a gift, we will give this rock.
<old man hands rock to Jules>
Jules: Uh huh
Dalton: Wait. A rock? That's stupid!
Rock: Yeah? Well.....YOU SUCK!
Dalton: Woah! It can talk?!
Old man: IT CAN TALK?!?!?!
<old man smacks rock with his cane>
Rock: Ow!
Old man: BREEELYGEEEGLEYGOOOOSH!!!
<a giant toaster falls out of the sky and lands on the old man as well as the rest of the inhabitants of the village>
<long pause>
Jules: Uh huuuuuuh
Dalton: I guess that means we don't need to help them anymore.
Rock: You guys are idiots.
Jules: I say we go to that Penguin City.
Dalton: Why?
Jules: 'cause it's the only place we know about now here in....Arynda.
Dalton: Fine
Rock: I HOPE YOU BOTH DIE!

To be continued

NOOB!
08-18-2005, 06:26 AM
oh man,u been smokin sumthin? haha

this is certified crack hed material,

joke ,hahaha.

great work!

bruce
08-21-2005, 12:44 AM
lol that some funny stuff tfc heres a fan piece

<yellow screen>
rock: do you smell what im cooking
<Longest Pause> (to the point of pure silly)
Dalton: must..... kill rock.....
Jules: no but it smells 'equisite
<Rock dons a nazi swastika helmet>
ROCK: EGGS!
<BIG PUFF OF SMOKE>
<smoke settles, rock has gone (vanisheded).....!!!0?>
Dalton: egads he has escaped!
Jules: WE MUST CONSULT THE MIDGET ARMY!
Dalton: o.k, sure
Jules: TRANSVAPORATOR TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dalton: MORPH!!!!!!!!!@!
Jules: MORPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Jules and Dalton headbutt>
Midget army : U CALLED?
<Jules and Dalton peer down>
Jules: we seek your help....... oh mighty ones
< a midget quickly barges way to the front line and point his stubby little finger at Jules>
Stubby fingered midget: YOU HOUND
Jules: muh?
Stubby fingered midget: U SLEPT WITH MY WIFE
Jules: i did?
Purple midget: I SECOND THAT!
Jules: i mean i didn't!
Dalton: proposterous!
Stubby fingered midget: i concur!
<Jules places hands on hips>
Jules: On what grounds?
Stubby fingered midgets: what kind of question was that?
Dalton: rhetorical?
<King midget runs in on horseback>
King midget: SILENCE!
<people carry on talking>
King midget: shhhhhhhhh please baby don't talk
<everyone falls silent>
Jules: ezekual 5:17 the path of the wrtite-chus man the write-chus man is beset
<Dalton rudely interrupts>
Dalton: Who the flip are you trying to be? eddy murphy?
Jules: no that was beverly c-
< a 6 foot gorilla enters the scene wearing a sarong and a framed picture of a pineapple tied loosely around his neck.

Scene endz

that was fun :cool:

NOOB!
08-21-2005, 04:06 AM
the random humour continues :D

-nelson-
08-21-2005, 10:32 AM
r u gonna put eps 1 and 2 together or seperate movies ( seeing how ep 1 so far is blatantly simple and very basic so far :P)
(edit) i was talking about the flash, not the script!haha

TFC
08-22-2005, 02:09 AM
Haha nice stuff there Bruce. The power of silly compels you!

And yeah, nelsonnn. Two separate movies. I don't wanna bite off more than I can chew.